Written By Kristie Ash
Funkytown’s New York Correspondent
Easter is a wonderful holiday with countless activities for children to do; from egg hunts, egg coloring, art projects and huge baskets of goodies. If your kids are anything like my son, they are usually doing all the activities with other kids, while running off the crazy sugar highs from the treats the Easter bunny left.
During your family dinner, why not turn the attention totally on them. Kick off your child’s confidence and sense of humor with some holiday inspired jokes. All kids like jokes and enjoy getting people to laugh. Here is an idea: prepare plastic eggs and little slips of paper with jokes, riddles and fortunes. Have the kids read them at the table to the whole family after Easter dinner or while having dessert. The whole family will get a kick out of it, and your child will soak up the undivided attention from the whole table. It will be a part of the day that they get to be in charge. I have included some samples of jokes and riddles (get creative and add some special family inspired fortunes too).
If you have some good news to share with the family, this can also is a good time for that, maybe to announce a good report card, an up coming play, recital or even a new addition to the family. Easter is a time for sugar highs and getting together with family. Whatever your plans, are I hope you enjoy them.
Happy Easter, and Cheers!
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!
What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?
One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Esther
Esther who?
Esther Bunny!
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!
How does Easter end?
With the letter R!
What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
The Easter Bunana!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs (X) marks the spot!
How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
He said it was eggs-cellent!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny!
What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Hare mail!
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
Because the powder puff is on the other end!
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare plane!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush!
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare-dryer!
How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?
With hare spray!
Why did the bunny go to the dance?
To do the bunny hop!
What kinds of books do bunnies like?
Ones with hoppy endings!
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
Because it has four rabbit’s feet!
What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
Went on their bunnymoon!
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!
Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots!
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain!
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